THE JUICE
[enhancement:reach]
[retrival:journalling]
[obsolescence: op-ed]
[reversal:narcissism]
Thursday, January 26, 2006
always save the title for last
Huh. Blogging 'cause I can't concentrate on James Joyce right now.

First of all, listen to these new albums:

In-Flight Safety - "the coast is clear"
The Elected - "sun sun sun"
Cat Power - "the greatest"

I know you're probably hearing about the Cat Power album from everyone and you're kind of like "alright, enough already, geez, i'll get the fucking Powercat album - just get out of my face". But seriously. Ignore the fact that your boss, priest, grandmother and gynocologist are rocking "The Greatest" on their nano's, swallow your pride and pick it up. Or download it, if you're a human errectile dysfunction like that.

So yes, I went a perfect three for three at the HMV today. Thank you, Yonge& Dundas superstore for carrying fucking everything. Actually, no, I rescind my afformentioned gratitude. You did not have the new disc by The Beatings.

*Ahem

Dear HMV Yonge & Dundas Superstore,

It has come to my attention that you do not stock the new album by The Beatings, "Holding on to Hand Grenades". You are not out of stock, the filing card does not even exist in your racks. I am disappointed. Please correct this obvious error for my purchasing and listening pleasure.

In Conclusion,
Mark Homer

Alright I guess that sort of works for Mikey, so here's hoping it works for me too.
In the meantime, if anyone knows where I can get this cd, let me know, or if you're a fucking culture terrorist and you downloaded it... send it to me?

THANKS INTERNET